Student: Teacher, are you drinking Sprite or water?
Student: Good. You are much happier when you drink Sprite.
Me: Where do phobias come from?
Apparently my (Korean) plants are dying because I feed them water and not beer. My good friend, Chang Lee, told me I am doing it wrong. I’ll have to go out and buy a beer tonight to try and revive my tree. His plants are flourishing. One of mine is. It’s bright and shiny and has beautiful red flowers. But the tree… it’s brown with no leaves. It’s time for emergency tree CPR.